So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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