make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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