dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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