How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
