Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
My vagina just clenched in fear
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