We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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