To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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