I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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