if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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