My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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