it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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