i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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