There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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