How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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