i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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