if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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