Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
