It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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