"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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