At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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