Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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