waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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