Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
