normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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