Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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