his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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