How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
