is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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