You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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