So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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