SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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