New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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