Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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