Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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