I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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