This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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