Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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