I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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