Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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