how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Couch. On fire.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
