It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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