i don't like sucking hair
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Come on in and take your pants off
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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