i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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