Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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