: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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