If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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