I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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