ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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