According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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