my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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